So off I go with a few clicks and bam...A vibro pussy sucker. Here is the product description straight off the page: The vibrating and sucking action in this exquisitely detailed oral arouser combines "sensual and sexual" into one explosive orgasm after another. This jelly Vibro Pussy Sucker has a powerful, vibrating bullet inside the soft, pliable bunny. The suction cup was designed with clitoral stimulators so nestle snuggly over the vagina and let the noduled stimulators excite every pleasure point it touches. The air hose is flexible and the easy-to-use, soft suction bulb provides a powerful thrust. The Vibro Pussy Sucker even has a detachable plug-in jack. The two speed power pack with the LED light requires two AA size batteries, not included. The powerful suction and vibration create the perfect blend of pleasure!How did I not know about this and who is the lucky dog that gets paid to write copy for products like this?
I tend to shy away from vibrators because they are always way to powerful for my tender love bud. (I am going to constantly thrown in funny euphemisms because I can and I know they annoy people.)I would like a vibrator with 5 or more speed settings please NOT just two.
Okay, back to the product. It vibrates and sucks? Is this magic? I absolutely love having my vulva sucked on and to think I can add in a little vibration to that...sign me up for one of these! I may never leave the house again.
My mad clicking found me on the page with a vibrator that has 7 glorious speeds, now you are talking my language and it's called the Nirvana. I would have to rename it because the image of Kurt Cobaine nestled between my legs isn't a turn on.
I did come across the metal cousin to my favorite glass toy and in the end I think I would buy that instead of something the promised Nirvana and only delivered a pissed off clit.
Guess I'm more the vibrator girl, not very comfortable with the glass or metal toys.
ReplyDeleteReading this I had to smile... sounded all too familiar since I was just recently looking for a new toy too after finding myself single again.
Found a nice pleasurable bunny vibrator... but why oh why do they have to be pink or purple all the time? That aside, the toy did its job just fine, actually, it was so good I couldn't get enough of it and suffered the next day for my greed, experiencing some pretty awful cramps and pains due to an oversensitive love bud (hihi, just wanted to use the euphemism too!)
So I learned my lesson, using it more carefully and trying not to overdo it (says the woman who is known to have ruined several vibrators over time since they couldn't keep up with my use-model...!).
Reaction: inadequate - I have to work on my vibration and sucking skills :-)
ReplyDeleteI watched an "educational" video on achieving mastery of femail cunnilingus and the instructors were all porn stars...there was this sucking technique that combined sucking and clitoral stimulation that I think that device is trying to simulate. To date I haven't had the opportunity to enjoy either. (frowny face)
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ReplyDeleteThe metal one looks fun - for either gender