Some of you might already know this but there is a little trouble on the homestead right now. One of the problems I have with emotions is that they do get in the way of a good shagging. I mean isn't it possible to just shelve the issues long enough for a little release? I'm not such a girl about it I guess, so maybe my expectations are just out of sync with what men believe.
I want to fuck and I don't want it to get in the way of all the things that need to be resolved! (insert pout) I think that if I give into my need, yes it is a need at this point and not a want, then it will be like everything is a-ok. Well, it certainly isn't but a girl has needs...many many many needs. One being cock. Yes I like cock. Not to say a wet pussy is going to be turned down if there is chemistry but for me that is the warm up band. I like a good deep dicking to finish it off.
So back to my dilemma...to cock or not to cock, that is the question?
I would like to wave a white flag and call a truce for about an hour and a half so that I can relax, have some sex and a cigarette and then...game on! I mean it wouldn't actually be make up sex, it would be more like routine maintenance right?
How could I word it?
"Hey, lay down I need your cock?"
Nah, that doesn't sound right.
"Can I borrow your dick?"
Nope
"Can we make a pact that this doesn't compromise the integrity of our argument?"
That sounds straight out of Cosmo magazine.
Maybe I should send it in a text and so what if he is sitting in the same room. This is the thing about being monogamous, you don't have your booty call list available anymore.
I might be gruff and fall back on the can I borrow your dick line because I have nothing else and the clock for tonight is ticking...
Routine maintenance.....I like it. Sounds like you almost need to have a maintenance contract in place...lol
ReplyDeleteHmmm, let me know if you dicide to put this out to bid ;-)
Maintenance contract is a very clever idea...I will have to really consider it. Do you think I should take estimates on the project/contract?
DeleteOh yes, absolutely!!
ReplyDeleteI think you should have a scope of work, an hourly/overtime rate for out of contract work, list of materials (including measurements).
I would look at no less than three bidders...and you shouldn't necessarily take the low bid ;-)
Very sound advice Bruce! I wonder if this is something I should post on craigslist?
ReplyDeleteI hadn't put you down as a pussy licker for some reason.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I can't see anything wrong with "can I borrow your cock?".
I don't think I would turn down a request like that.
You hadn't put me down as a pussy licker? Now that is funny...so I'm just a cock sucker huh?
DeleteIt's true, licking pussy isn't something I do often but if I get a chance to put my mouth around a lovely female bit...I can enjoy it as much as anyone.